hammalcp
A life with Facebook sluts: .

cvcisme:

When they get a new boyfriend:

 Afew hours later: ‘I love yuu so much bbe.”

Every status, every day: ‘I love my bbe 4eva:’

Spamming your news feeds with pictures of them basically shagging:

They break up:

She posts depressing status’ about how much she loves and misses him:

2 days later, she now ‘in a relationship’ with a new guy:

TOP 10 REASONS TO SMILE

  1. It makes you attractive.
  2. It changes your mood.
  3. It is contagious.
  4. It relieves stress.
  5. It boosts your immune system.
  6. It lowers your blood pressure.
  7. It releases endorphins, natural pain killers and serotonin - natural antidepressant.
  8. It lifts the face and makes you look younger.
  9. It makes you seem successful.
  10. It helps you stay positive.

When parents ask you …

antonmadariaga:

“hey , did you get home safely”

“no i died like four times”

Reblog if you wish cancer didn’t exist.
When you’re home alone and you can do whatever the fuck you want.